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shrek

A sexy green man with a sexy green penis that penetrates its victims filling them with onion cum.
timmy: shrek got me last night...
billy: fuck i think im next
by bhdsjfbxfbuies March 5, 2017
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Shrek

A unit of time. A shrek is the length of the movie Shrek (In other words, 1 hour 35 minutes). Shrek is a currently unpopular measurement system that will hopefully grow to be used across the world during this decade
Son: "Mom, when will dinner be ready?"
Mom: "In half a Shrek, son." (47.5 minutes)
by Salmonellq April 26, 2020
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Shrek treasure hunt

One of the most godly games made for ps2. You get to play as shrek
Guy 1: hey dude wanna play shrek treasure hunt?
Guy 2: fuck yeah!
by Turbomemerider December 1, 2017
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Shrek

Shrek is the god we shall all praise. He has the thiccest ass cheeks in all the swamp. Shrek is love shrek is life. If you thinkj hes not daddy, you will be immediately sacrificed to lord farquaad. periodt.
by ThiccDudelmao January 21, 2020
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Shrek

this name was named in an animated movie and a book by anton chekhov
by notdoctorstrange April 24, 2022
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Shrek

A movie that is loved worldwide across the internet. The movie is about an ogre named Shrek that lives in a swamp. Suddenly, he meets a donkey, named Donkey. Shrek then finds his swamp suddenly being populated by fairy-tale creatures. They explain that they were forced to go to Shrek's swamp because of Lord Farquaad. Shrek and donkey then go on a quest to meet Farquaad, but are then forced to go to a castle to save a princess named Fiona. They then save her. Fiona then goes to Lord Farquaad's wedding, but then Shrek comes right before they kiss. Farquaad attempts to get rid of shrek, but then Donkey arrives with the dragon. The dragon eats Lord Farquaad and then Fiona reveals herself as an ogre to Shrek. Then they end up married.

The film has even gotten to the point of getting into the US national film registry. It has also won an oscar.
by LeFuckMomento April 11, 2021
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Shrek

I'm watching all the Shrek movies 40 times today
by Frase Banane boy June 13, 2018
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