Parker

A guy who will act super nice at first. Is into sports and has lots of friends who are douchebags but seems different until you really get to know him. Once you do, you better run because he gets super possessive, argumentative and never lets you have an opinion. He may have a large dick but don't let it fool you as his personality is actually total shit and due to his cockiness he doesn't understand how to take no for an answer.

Person 1: "Wow I fucked Parker last night. Best sex EVER."
Person 2: Girl you didn't tell me he was a PARKER. You better stop dating him they're jerks.

by urbanspite January 31, 2018

Parker

Parker she’s the most amazing GIRL she’s so sweet and caring and will support you through everything! She is always laughing and making your day better. She is always looking for someone to joke around with! She’s very athletic and very very competitive. She is a beautiful girl with hardly any flaws! She has a very kind heart and makes an amazing friend🥰

Person #1“Did you talk to Parker today?
”Person #2“Yeah she’s so sweet!”

by thegreatperson01 November 8, 2019

D’ante Parker

a man hoe, slut, a parker.

friend 1: hey girl guess who i just linked with

friend 2: who

friend 1: d’ante parker!
friend 2: I was just with him last night wtf

“your acting like Dante”
“ I don’t cheat imma parker”

by Tallheifer3 February 2, 2023

Parker

Dumb and total simp

Parker is such a simp he will do anything to be with women

by Boy72 November 24, 2021

Parker

An asshole who can't treat his girlfriend right so her gay bff is going to steal her.

Person 1: hey did you hear whatbahppend with parker?
Person 2: yeah, apparently hes an asshole so his girlfriend left him for her friend.

by Tear_Ramen September 15, 2021

Parker the dude

A quirky guy who is very nice and weird. Most girls just want to be his friend. He is also that one guy who screams like a girl getting a new phone.

Person 1: Have you seen Parker?
Person 2: Yah he is so nice
Person 1: He screams like a girl
Person 2: He is such a Parker the dude.

by Liz-is-funny February 13, 2019

Parker

To excitedly chug an alcoholic drink holding it with both hands; inspired by the two year old Parker chugging and yelling “MORE MILKKKKKK!!!”

“Next shot!! You still have in your cup?!! Come on, Parker it!”

by anonymous December 5, 2020