A subpar basketball player who hands out condoms to hobos in the park whilst slurping some hearty noodle soup in preparation for a jerk off session with the chick from Human Resources before a 4pm snooze.
I was tryna get some quick d but this dude was bein such a matt prior I had to make a stealthy escape
by Melvanlew October 1, 2017
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The silliest of all the sillies that ever lived. He’s a cantankerous soul with a heart of gold. Loves his country and dogs as well as achieving the impossible. He’s a sarcastic gentleman and lives on protein shakes and mixed nuts. Occasionally a beet powder smoothie. Matt is a polished professional that cannot be compared to anyone. Don’t even try.
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