Colombian Poke

A firm slap on the butt.

I wasn't sure if she liked butt stuff so i Colombian poked her

by Chilly April 17, 2015

Poking the Pork Chops

Bouncing off of a girl's (or guy's, whatever you're into) ass as you have sex with them from behind. Whether it's anal or vaginal intercourse is completely irrelevant.

"So what did you do last night, dude?"
"Oh you know, just hung out with Stacy's mom and was poking the pork chops."

by A_sphincter_says_what August 11, 2013

poke phone

when ur playing pokemon go and a fit girl walks past, so to not seem like a nerd u pretend to scroll and put ur phone to ur earand act like ur speaking yo someone famous

lonner: quick shaniqu is coming

lonner2: get out ur poke phones ladz ;)

by Bigb1gballer September 18, 2016

Poke the Bear

The action of provoking and annoying one's father to become angry and irritated

(CHANT) "POKE THE BEAR... POKE THE BEAR... POKE THE BEAR"
~~~
"Don't poke the bear!"

by funguslordlaw December 3, 2021

Poke the Pineapple

When one uses their phallus to poke another person's butt cheeks, but ends up prodding their sphincter instead

Person 1: Did Barry "poke the pineapple"?
Person 2: Yes, and he took our friendship to a whole new level...
Person 1: So he's out of the friendzone?
Person 2: Unfortunately yes

by GrizzlyArsenal July 12, 2018

Pick & Poke

Using a randomized event generator (e.g. dice roll) to determine which orifice to penetrate

while sexting, we decided to pick & poke. Rand() produced an around the world response. Looking forward to tonight!

by TBCRI September 15, 2011

I poke you

I poke you means I love you there is poke replaced to love because Athena gaming said to his subscribers "I poke you fam". If any Athena subscribers are here then know this word very well

Athena Gaming is a pubg player and he always says "poke you guys" and poke defines to love in korean.
I poke you means I love you there is poke replaced to love because Athena gaming said to his subscribers "I poke you fam". If any Athena subscribers are here then know this word very well

by Faixan December 21, 2021