Dick burrito

The act in which you stick your penis in a tortilla and fill it up with burrito toppings, beans, mole, guacamole, salsa, queso, etc. You than let your partner eat off your penis while you experience the true Mexican lifestyle

Bro #1- bro ima give my girl the dick burrito
Bro #2- no way! You think she can handle the spice

by Sexymexicano69420taco November 29, 2021

Naked Burrito

It's when you take a shit in a woman's ass

Hey man last weekend I naked burrito this chick it was amazing

by STEVE CARUWANA January 24, 2023

Rockford Burrito

The Rockford Burrito is when an incel

graciously accepts an invitation to dock with another incel, but consumes the other penis with his foreskin.

When he’s not begging for mid status or falling off skateboards, fake cop Abe is perfecting the art of the Rockford Burrito.

by Bedtime Binks December 18, 2024

party burrito

Poorly put together and always leaves someone covered in shit

I used to be cool. Then I had a party burrito.

by Party burrito August 19, 2017

Sweaty Meat Burrito

Its when you fuck the fat rolls of a Hispanic Girl

Hey Julio! I made a Sweaty Meat Burrito with Your Mom Last night!

by BradentonButtTickler June 25, 2023

Burrito Plop

When a woman who has many children "tea bags" a male.

My wife was mad so she burrito plopped me this morning!

by ifyourhappyandyouknowit June 3, 2013

Gancho land burrito

Gancho land burrito: An authentic burrito made from various ingredients. Derived from the Latin word Gancho (hook).. once you’ve had one you’re hooked: Gacho: super bad.
Also know as the big homies Gancho land Burrito

Check out the Gancho land burrito, it’s gacho dude. All the big homies are eating gancho land burritos. But watch out you’ll get hooked wey.

by R-WAK January 30, 2023