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Onside Kick

This is a sex in football terms phrase for "Asking out a slut"
"Hey man, so last night I did an Onside Kick with Denise...and dude you were right, we hooked up that same night"
by Mr. TSU December 18, 2007
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spartan kick

When having sex poolside. The man ejaculates on the womans face after which he stand and delivers a hellacious one footed kick to the woman chest sending her flying into the pool. While screaming "This is SPARTA!".
Me and the old lady were banging out by the pool after I blew in her hair I spartan kicked her into the water to rinse off.
by this_guy703 September 26, 2010
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practicing kicking

Used in a pool.

When swimming and trying to splash someone, bringing your legs to the surface of the water and splashing, thereby giving the other person a very hydrating time in the pool.
"I think I'll practice my kicking right here."
"This is a nice place to practice my kicking."
"I believe I need to practice my kicking."

"You know, I think that a good strategy in Pool Tag is to practicing kicking when you are about to get caught."
by Linn Ultimatihah September 13, 2009
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Cow-Kicked

When you’re extremely exhausted, due to strenuous activity as a result of marital duty, or otherwise.
The word cow-kicked is used when one is with an extremely energetic partner, especially if one is on the receiving end. In such cases, it can be physically strenuous, or even painful to receive, but usually it’s still a heck of good time.
You ever have those knee-shaking, can’t stand, gone blind, gone deaf, can’t move afterward, nights of bliss? Yeah, that’s what I’m talking about.
Mary-Lou to her recently married friend: “Shirley, you look so tired! Is married life that hard?”
“Oh, I’m cow-kicked, Mary-Lou. That man does not know the definition of restraint! Can’t complain though.”
by Turtle_Mountain_Sensei November 22, 2020
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kicked a shitty

Do a donut in the snow or on icy pavement. Common term in Minnesota and area.
ex.: Todd was in his pickup and kicked a shitty in the parking lot behind Walmart.
by toddblatz January 6, 2014
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Kick Stand

When a male wakes up with an erection that holds you on one side if you roll over
"I woke up with morning wood which turned out to be a Kick Stand"
by ThirdLegJones June 6, 2015
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Kicking 🅿️

It’s more then one it’s a couple “lying about something you do not own showing money that isn’t yours” is Kicking 🅿️ its a fraud lying about a lifestyle.

example-

If you rented a car and pretended it was yours that’s, Kicking 🅿️.

If you spend your parents money on shit and flex it, you’re Kicking 🅿️❌
girl- “damn, you see BJ in that Lamborghini truck? I think he’s renting it.”

boy-“yea that nigga kicking 🅿️”
by Slay357 February 10, 2022
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