Napping off

When your adolescent son tells you he is going to his room for a nap but you know he is just gonna rub one out.

Hey man, where’s your son? I could use a hand moving something in the yard.

He’s just upstairs “napping off”. I’ll give him 10-15 minutes and call him down for ya...

by anonymous September 25, 2020

<.7.9.7.6.>sHE RUNNED iT oFF bECAUSE sHE iS so sANDALS<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>sHE RUNNED iT oFF bECAUSE sHE iS so sANDALS<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>sHE RUNNED iT oFF bECAUSE sHE iS so sANDALS<.7.9.7.6.>

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 30, 2025

Menace off

A competition where two menaces set each other terrible challenges until someone fails. The moment you fail it is called a fold, and you automatically lose.

I could beat you in a menace off.

by ........_........_ March 27, 2023

Fire off some missiles

Slang for masturbation, ejaculation

Here's a magazine to help fire off some missiles.

by Wigwam Doctor January 25, 2024

gone off apple

When you leave an apple out too long and it goes moldy.

The gone off apple tastes rotten.

by Debskelly1985 March 25, 2023

Fucked Off

Noun: When something is broken, damaged, Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition(FUBAR), amiss, or severely messed-up.

This Chainsaw is Fucked Off

by Gingergeorge June 27, 2020

<.0.3.4.3.0.>why should they help you when you ignored them for fucks off sake<.0.3.4.3..0.>

<.0.3.4.3.0.>why should they help you when you ignored them for fucks off sake<.0.3.4.3..0.>

<.0.3.4.3.0.>why should they help you when you ignored them for fucks off sake<.0.3.4.3..0.>

by .0.7.9.7.1.5.3.7.4.6.5.9.7.3.4 May 7, 2025