weave nation-certified

If someone is weave nation-certified, this means that they are a dodging expert. Throw them stuff, but no matter what, they will dodge left and right, up and down, horizontal and vertical everything.
dude 1: yo, have you seen dude 3 dodging? HE IS TRULY A WEAVE NATION-CERTIFIED, BRAH!
dude 2: hell yeah man, he is definitely HIM.
by AdruyinarGaming January 12, 2024
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National trucker troy day

October 30th, National trucker troy day
Yo dude do you know what day it is the day before Halloween?” -Nah what? “National trucker troy day!”
by wspdnapchat October 30, 2023
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National tall girl day

guy: hey you're so tall

girl: thanks
guy: btw today is national tall girl day!
girl: ouh really, thanks :)
by princejimin December 22, 2020
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National Jerk and a Wipe Day

June 14th is the day where you get a free jerk and a wipe
National Jerk and a Wipe Day
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National fuck your dog day

On March 2nd you can fuck your own dog! legally!
Hey alec remember when you dreamed fucking your dog? Well now you can! On National fuck your dog day!
by AlecIsHot March 02, 2023
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National Takchit Day

takchit day is on 2 july and today is the day where u abuse your friends 🥰
by big toilet paper February 27, 2021
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National Ds Bizzy day

Today you can ds bizzy whenever you feel like it
by vLoneHBK- December 29, 2022
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