Throw a baby at her face

An expression used when someone says or does something entirely stupid. The expression is related to someone having unprotected sex at a young age and getting knocked-up. Yeah, probably one of the stupidest things you could do. Getting knocked-up leads to babies, and so when someone says/does something really dumb, throw a baby at their face because if they want to do something that stupid, they'll probably end up doing even more stupid things like... oh, getting themselves pregnant. Just, don't really throw a baby at their face, it might harm the infant.

The "her" can be interchangeable to "his" or "their"

Girl 1: Nazis are Jews.
Girl 2: ... You're kidding me.
Girl 1: Aren't Nazis Jews?!
Girl 3: Just throw a baby at her face.

by a living spoon March 20, 2010

crusty face

Someone who has an utter crusty face. Other things that can refer to this is crustifer or flaker

Oh dear that man has a crusty face better give him some E -45

by Rasib Spearbum January 23, 2017

Peach face

When you change genders like in anime

Dude I was peach faced

by Troy8386374486 August 22, 2019

Fuck face

An ugly, dickless bitch with a hairline that looks like a retarded mountaintop. Also sucks dick for a living

See that samer kid? He's such a Fuck face

by The120roasts February 6, 2017

2 cakes 1 face

When a girl successfully shoves two cupcakes in her bootyhole and squats over her man's face to let him eat them out.

Suzy gave me that 2 cakes 1 face treatment, it was like an ice cream machine oozing cupcakery into my mouth!

by Bacon-Queen August 21, 2023

Face rock

Face Rock - verb action

when something hits your face and you keep it

I got face rock the other day at Downtown Disney

by soapy violence June 28, 2017

Blue Face

An off beat rapper that catches all the bitches he is a famous crip if he goes somewhere every notices. Damn i wash i was Blue Face

Suck big ass dick fuck me . oh yeah daddy fuck me put it in my mouth blue face

by Yeahightkid February 1, 2020