flake up artist

Someone who is noncommittal or agrees to everything but then never shows up and therein flaky. So flaky to the point of being almost professional in the practice of it. A professional flaky person. Hence, flake-up artist.

e.g.

Ben: "Liv! We haven't met up in ages!! Fancy meeting up this weekend? I'll be in your neck of the woods any how so we should deffo meet up for a crafty drink! You down?"

Liv: OMG! Ben!!! YES. We gotta do this! Bell me when your here and I'll come down!

(24 Hours passes and Ben arrives at agreed location)

Ben: "Hey Liv, I've just arrived! Where abouts are you?

Liv: ...

Ben: "Liv? Are you en route??"

Liv: ...

Ben: Fml....
Liv you are such a flake up artist...
by SecularBen January 9, 2017
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Churning Up Pollution

This is when you are experiencing serious coughing fits and you spit a lot when you cough. These extreme coughing spells usually occur when you have a bad cold, the flu, etc.
Last night I was churning up pollution so much, so I finally had to take some Nyquil.
by Ryan J. February 14, 2005
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make up date

A lunch or dinner date that two people go on after hooking up simply because they feel guilty for sleeping together without having gone on a date first.
Opposite of first-date-fuck and first-date-fuck faux pas.
1.) Well the sex wasn't great, but the food was good at the make up date the next day.

2.) I think John and I are going to hook up, but I kinda want to sneak out before we have to go on a make up date.
by Lol Sinsperth December 9, 2012
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Roped Her Up

Unloading copious ropes of hot, man jizz all over ya girl. Busting ropes of nut all over.
I left that slut’s house this morning with a cup of coffee after I roped her up.

Your mom begged me so I roped her up last night after you went to bed.
by Eaton Holgoode May 3, 2018
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Pulling up 45

In an attempt to get somewhere sooner, you just pull right up onto the curb in front of the door at a 45 degree angle.

Derived from The Shield. The Strike Team always pulls up 45.
Holy Shit, that car is pulled up 45 Vic Mackey style.
by Pizzle May 10, 2004
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shoot up the school

its used by emo fuckboys who wants to kill all the teachers cus they give dem homework.
person: yo dude wanna go to the mall?

person 2 : no im about to shoot up the school
person 3 : thanks my boi
by cockyler1 January 30, 2017
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Be up off me

Get away from me. Don't touch me.
Be up off me,Fool! You be up off me, or I'll kick your ass!
by eileen March 9, 2005
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