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national subway day! grab yourself some subway on June 21 for the first day of summer.
“Hey, it’s national subway day! Let’s get some subway!”
by Playwise_203 June 20, 2021
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National Kiss Flux Day

On the day of January 9th
Everyone shall kiss flux
" Hey bro guess what" " hm?" "It's National Kiss Flux Day"
by ApolloArcticFox January 9, 2023
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National Care Day

National care day is where you appreciate close ones.
You:Hey joe I appreciate you

Joe:Thanks bro since it’s National Care Day
by Smhh.mari October 15, 2019
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On August 31st, we honor National Try Anal Day, a sacred end-of-month rite reserved for women whose names begin with R, A, or M and whose last names begin with D, S, or R. This day is more than indulgence, it is a passage into a new chapter of pleasure and discovery. To ignore its calling invites misfortune, but to embrace it ensures fulfillment, balance, and ecstasy as one month closes and another begins.

August = Anal !!
August 31 - National Try Anal Day for Girls First Name that starts with an R or A or M, & Last Name that starts with D or S or R (noun, unofficial (but official) holiday):
A tongue-in-cheek, internet-born celebration marking the final day of August, humorously framed as the “gateway” to new pleasures. Said to encourage adventurous couples to close the month with daring intimacy, it is often described as a playful “rite of passage” into September. While not officially recognized, legends insist that ignoring participation may invite bad luck, boredom, or missed opportunities for unforgettable endings.
by Mod.Steven21✅ August 28, 2025
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National sex day

November 21st is national sex day...so go at it with ur gf or bf and don’t forget protection!!!
Sarah: it’s national sex day Jeremy...
Jeremy: I know do you wanna go back to my place?
by H8Lv November 10, 2019
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National Munt Day

Isaiah: today is national munt day
Keaton: thank god they just buried my grandma
by W. S. May 14, 2024
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National WaffleStomp Day

The day in which all wafflestompers are celebrated without prejudice
You hear Shannon is celebrating national wafflestomp day

What’s that?
It’s for all those who poo in the shower then stomp it down the drain, you know a wafflestomp
by T Flegs February 28, 2024
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