Where the baby momma refuses to let the dad interfere with his child’s life regardless of custody agreements, and then complains to social media and friends that the baby’s dad “ain’t shit” and that she’s all alone as a parent.
I keep trying to get more time with my son but Amber has a baby momma complex and thinks I’m the worst.
by MasqueradeQueen April 21, 2020
by Sab´vea June 07, 2017
How is your child?
by Ya boy big Proc! June 24, 2023
When a guy is naked, lying on his back, and due to extreme excitement, or more likely, extreme fear, he pees a strong stream of urine straight up all over himself.
(Dude, lying in bed naked, wakes up, seeing a burglar hovering over him with a gun to his head)
Dude: "Please don't kill me!"
Burglar: "I might, (cocks gun) just to have no witnesses, hahaha!!!"
Dude: "OOOOHHHH NOOOOOOO!!!!!"
(dude starts peeing like a baby)
Dude: "Please don't kill me!"
Burglar: "I might, (cocks gun) just to have no witnesses, hahaha!!!"
Dude: "OOOOHHHH NOOOOOOO!!!!!"
(dude starts peeing like a baby)
by joe995 July 19, 2023
A nice person who for some reason hates the Animal Crossing New Horizons villager, Sherb. They also simp for Rey/Daisy Ridley.
Person A: “Hey, who do you simp for?”
Person B: “Oh, Daisy Ridley’s pretty hot.”
Person A: “OMG, You’re such a Baby Hux!
Person B: “Oh, Daisy Ridley’s pretty hot.”
Person A: “OMG, You’re such a Baby Hux!
by God.Of.Chaos December 23, 2020
I friend recommended that I get myself a duvet baby because they are easier on the finances to keep.
by Another Sugar Daddy May 15, 2018
by Babyahmed January 17, 2021