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April baby

People born in April have the worst attitude and are the driest people to text.
Kenneth is an April baby that’s why he’s so rude
by March420 March 8, 2022
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Baby’s Breath

What you get when you swallow the semen from a blow job.
She wanted to kiss me after blowing me, but she had baby’s breath so I avoided that like the plague.
by Tubafaggot February 21, 2019
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He’s a Baby

In football when someone gets a ball caught over them or they get ran over, they'll call them a baby
You see how that ball flew over his head?? He’s a baby for sure
by ancienthairball September 8, 2025
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IVF Unicorn baby

An IVF baby born (alive still born or #phoenixbaby resurrection) after a first ever embryo transfer (fresh or frozen doesn’t matter) after Years and years and or many years of infertility, ART, and even IVF treatments… (ours was the second round of stims because of NY Covid shutdown prevented our first full round of finished stims and needles and pushing back our retrieval to a cancellation making the cycle a wash failure because of Covid shutdown)…

This is a humbling experience… not one to brag about… because it is something that even shocked our doctors at NYU Langone reproductive specialists of NY especially our amazing RE/IVF doctor Gudas. Would highly recommend all the doctors at NYU Langone on Long Island… they are worth the money and the distance if you need to travel… and NY is a prochoice state… so your choice in what happens to your dna/embryos.
Our IVF Unicorn Baby just turned 21 (months) yesterday! Our baby also is a true Unicorn baby because our baby has always slept through the night since day one! Lolz and is a Gemini lolz so all the more reason our kid is a double headed Unicorn 🦄🦄 lolz and no we’re not bragging just humbled by our parenting experience… because we know that others may never have these experiences even as much as we all hope to have, nothing is guaranteed in life… as our child could die and stay dead in the next 5 minutes, tomorrow or years from now and it humbles us all the more.
by TrashPanda420311 March 8, 2024
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baby carter

"hey haku"
"oh hey baby carter"
by hakuuuu June 17, 2023
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Bush baby

by Dirt February 15, 2018
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baby birding

v. when vomit is your kink and you exchange vomit in each others mouths during sex
last night me and my s/o were baby birding so hard that i came
by karbear8459 January 26, 2017
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