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Getting a joe

Getting a joe originates from the Netflix show “You”. The main character Joe is a obsessive creepy stalker. Joe is a guy who will kill for his women.
by Localmethheadq November 1, 2021
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Get Jade

When a person of minor intelligence tries to say that a person got owned.
"I like having fun at night"-so does your mom...get jade
by Majorinttelligent June 14, 2010
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It's fun, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant

A good line to use wif a cute chick when ya wanna do something totally "innocent 'n' harmless" like rub her feet, give her a cuddly soothing massage, etc.
Telling a hot gal dat "It's fun, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant" can also be effective for getting her to allow you total access to her warm softness wif your hands and lips, provided dat you are actually able to "keep it in your pants" (or at least just in her hand or mouth, if you're both naked). Good luck wif DAT, though --- once you get excited from savoring her exquisite flesh, her juicy-looking coochie may look awfully tempting for your painfully-engorged lulu! What you can do in dis case, though, is to either wear a condom or have her "relieve da pressure" manually/orally, and then you can safely thrust inside of her for at least a few minutes before your sperm-glands "recharge themselves" to da point where you would again be in danger of spurting helplessly while you're eagerly "soothing her baby-tunnel" wif your swollen "love-pipe".
by QuacksO December 12, 2019
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Get Got

When you kill someone running away from you in Among Us
Red: Bro I think yellow is going to get got blue this round.
Yellow: Yeah watch him
Purple: Red sus
by Trisky1313 September 21, 2020
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Get Belgium'd

Get Belgium'd generally refers to when a series of bad events will eventually lead up to the mental breakdown and complete collapse of the individual at hand
J:"I've had a mental breakdown yesterday :("
M:"Ha, Get Belgium'd you schizo"
by TheManThatGotAway June 4, 2021
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