I'll snuggle you when you get back

What you tell your sweetie as a "bribe" for his groaningly getting out of da warm comfy bed to perform some trivial task for you.

Hot chick: Honey, did you plug in my cell-phone charger before we went to bed?
Weary dude: Ummmm --- I don't recall.
Hot chick: Well, could you possibly go and check?
Weary dude: Ohhhhhhh... honeeeyyyyy... do I really haaaaaaave to?!?? I'm dead-tired, and I just now FINALLY got comfortable and warmed up!
Hot chick (apologetically): I know, darling, and I am so sorry to ask you --- how 'bout this --- I'll snuggle you when you get back, so that you'll get warmed up again quicker.
Weary dude: Uhhhhh... oh, all RIGHT, Sugar-Plum --- since you put it THAT way. You really know the magic words to bribe me, don't you?

by QuacksO December 10, 2023

Get on crim

Usually the term for 'rough' ear sex with your friend, whether if they are a girl, or a boy.
The person cannot deny it, and has to have a rough ear sex with their partner.

Hey Lians, wanna get on crim?

by SparkzAlot April 16, 2021

Get lucky

Nonono Emma. No.

Hym "I didn't ✌️✊️✌️Get lucky✌️✊️✌️ Ok? This is PURE SKILL! A demonstration of my abject mastery of reality! I am the ultimate status-man! And you're standing between me and my Jennifer Lawrence™. And it isn't hard work and determination, Chris! You fucking traitor! You're a hoe for that!"

by Hym Iam June 24, 2024

Get out the ruler

An abbreviation of "To get out the ruler and compare dicks," the phrase "getting out the ruler" or "to get out the ruler" means to size up one's accomplishments with another's, or to one-up them.

I ran two miles in under 15 minutes yesterday!
Well, not to get out the ruler, but I ran two miles in under 13 minutes a few weeks ago.

by Lumacurve June 12, 2018

Guns Get The Huns

Fully sick arm muscles (see guns) are the key to attracting females also known as honeys (see huns)

John: But do you have abs?

Bruce: No I don't but I have good arms
John: Sweet, guns get the huns mate

by decibel_spl May 4, 2018

Don’t get fizzy

To not be, stressed, irate and/or angry

John says “ scuse me I’ve been waiting 20 monitored for my drink, where is it ? !! “

Aaron says “ sorry sir, it’s on its way, don’t get fizzy “

by Don’t get fizzy November 26, 2021

Get Cooked Cunt

An Australian way of saying "Go Fuck Yourself".

Get Cooked meaning to go get Drunk, High, Hungover, etc

Person 1: What are you doing? we were friends!
Person 2: Get cooked cunt, I'm outta this joint. Don't want my cover blown.

by TradStick49 November 27, 2023