by Onthedownlow May 9, 2019
Get the shitting the shower mug.A.) A large, long-handles spoon; specifically used to scrape crap out of a urinal.
B.) A tool, in general.
C.) A reference to the one season television show “3 South” in which the character “Todd” will occasionally defend his honor by brandishing a shit-caked urinal spoon.
B.) A tool, in general.
C.) A reference to the one season television show “3 South” in which the character “Todd” will occasionally defend his honor by brandishing a shit-caked urinal spoon.
by BaronTvirus May 27, 2019
Get the Shit ladle mug.Someone that claims to be a “fishing buddy” but says degrading things about you and your mother, amongst other personal insults.
They will project their own worthlessness onto those around them who are clearly superior.
And they have the smell of a rotted cleveland steamer.
They will project their own worthlessness onto those around them who are clearly superior.
And they have the smell of a rotted cleveland steamer.
by BugsFB September 10, 2019
Get the Piece of Shit mug.The phenomenon that occurs when one goes to bed with the urge to take a shit, but wakes up without said urge.
by The dude with the hair May 18, 2018
Get the Ghost Shit mug.A shit mask is a term for comical purposes, stating that your age is higher than your true age, then telling said person that your secret is a shit mask
Person1: Hey, how old are you?
Person2(30): I'm 52
Person1: what's your secret?
Person2: I use a shit mask
Person1: a shit mask?
Person2: yea, it's when you take a shit in your hand, and rub it in your face, sure it's disgusting at first, but you get used to it.
(If this person actually shits in there hand, and rubs it in their face its hilarious, even if they bail and only shit in their hand, still worth it.)(If they do partake in this shit mask, and confront you, tell them "You do look younger, with that shit on you, you look around 2 years old")...
Perfection everytime
Person2(30): I'm 52
Person1: what's your secret?
Person2: I use a shit mask
Person1: a shit mask?
Person2: yea, it's when you take a shit in your hand, and rub it in your face, sure it's disgusting at first, but you get used to it.
(If this person actually shits in there hand, and rubs it in their face its hilarious, even if they bail and only shit in their hand, still worth it.)(If they do partake in this shit mask, and confront you, tell them "You do look younger, with that shit on you, you look around 2 years old")...
Perfection everytime
by The Real KGB_MAN April 17, 2018
Get the Shit mask mug.“Yo man shut your mouth! You really have some shit throat right now.”
“I was totally feeling it until she opened her mouth and she had some serious shit throat, dude.”
“I was totally feeling it until she opened her mouth and she had some serious shit throat, dude.”
by drZhivago311 January 3, 2018
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