Slapped Patio Head

Slapped patio head is referring to head that is being given on a patio. It is in reference to the gayest Smiths song ever 'Reel Around The Fountain'. If someone wants to slap you on a patio, they are probably wanting to give you the best head ever.

Sam: 15 minutes with you..
Hailey: Oh, it looks like she wants some slapped patio head!
Emma: I don't blame her...

by jeffbuckleygoesmeow June 29, 2023

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Retarded head

Crazy good head
Extraordinary; fantastic; amazing
Gluck Gluck 9000 equivalent

Ralph: hey jason, how was ur night?
Jason: it was quite good. Received retarded head!!!!!!!

by April 18, 2021

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american mushroom head

That same boy you see in every american movie with the mushroom shaped high volume haircut

Oh watching mercury rising are you? with Simon the American mushroom head? lol

by Big aldo May 11, 2021

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Clott Head

Someone who has had pussy bloody rubbed on there head

Rubbed blood on your head now you’re called Simbaaaaa - Clott Head

by Clott Head July 31, 2022

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Bucket Head Bitch

Anyone whose head circumference is OVER 24 inches!

The average adult human head

has a circumference of 21–23 inches. For women, the average head circumference is 21 3/4 inches, and for men, it's 22 1/2 inches.

That Girl aint nothin but a Bucket Head Bitch

Man we measured heads one night that bitch aint nothin but a bucket head bitch!

by ItsMelanieBihh December 30, 2023

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