National hold hands day

On April 12 you hold hands with your boyfriend/girlfriend

Billy:let’s hold hands
Sussy:k
national hold hands day

by Kisa ghoneit April 11, 2019

National Pack Inzaghi Day

Today is the day we’re there is a 9/10 chance that you will pack Filippo Inzaghi out of any Icon pack you open on Fifa. Today also brings good luck in FUT friendlies but if you play Champs, unlucky.

Nahhhh EA why Inzaghi, I sweated to get that pack and you go and give me him!!! Nah screw it, it’s defo International Pack Inzaghi Day isn’t it

by VAR sucks January 8, 2021

national floor day

Is on April 7th Get naked cover yourself in vaseline and slither like a snail on the floor

National floor day

Person: I’m a snailll

by StickyBeans July 29, 2021

national broken table appreciation day

its self explanatory. its national broken table day 🤷🏼

"Bro did you hear, today is National Broken Table Appreciation Day!"

by Stacy McKeen March 9, 2020

National Hoodie Week

A whole week where you wear a hoodie everyday

Brendon: Don’t forget tomorrow starts national hoodie week
Robbie: Oh yeah! I finally have a use for all my hoodies!

by S0ftie April 20, 2021

National Punch Your Girlfriend Day

On November 7th, you have permission to punch your girlfriend

Boy:*punches his girlfriend*
Girl: oof that hurts you ar domestic abuser
Boy: NO IT'S NATIONAL PUNCH YOUR GIRLFRIEND DAY!!
Girl: Oh okay then!!!

by Majmun November 7, 2022

national jumper day

National jumper day. A day where we all congregate and honor both the song and movie jumper.

Bro 1: Why is everyone so hyped

Bro 2: ITS NATIONAL JUMPER DAY DUMB FUCK

by mean green meme making machine October 13, 2018