Barrel Assing

The act of driving very fast on a road or highway or street. Can also be applied to the act of pursuing a personal or professional goal. Originated in the 1960's, originally used in Brooklyn NY, describing a return trip from the Catskills in Upstate NY.

"I had to be back to light the boiler at the plant, so here I am barrel assing down the highway right past a cop." "He is determined, I mean he's barrel assing toward his goals."

by Charlie 1970 to Joey The Kid December 19, 2011

Ass cod

Self loathing BULLSHIT of a man who could act better but is choosing not to.

Terry is being an ass cod.

by Ass COD luva June 13, 2018

ass torquer

One who applies a torque wrench to an anus to give or receive pleasure.

Can be used to accuse someone as being of the homosexual sexuality.

Also spelled ass torker

That kids an ass torquer.

by CrAcKtOkE mCbLoKe May 3, 2005

ass-secretariate

-n-Someone who likes to take it up the ass. the conterpart to an assjockey; derived from ass and secretariate. usually a gay man.

"Dude that chick is such an ass-secretariate, i went assjockey on her all night long."

"dude, that chick is a dude and yeah we have known he was an ass-secretariate ever since he said he like the way Jeremy's ass curled funny when he walked."

by Michael Dauber November 25, 2007

Ass Trap

When you're so concentrated on a nice booty that you don't realize the chick sees you checking her out

Ryan: *thinking to his self* "DAYUM BOY!!! That is a nice ass if I do say so myself!"
Fine Female: *turns around and sees Ryan taking a peek*
Ryan: *again, thinking to him self* "FUCKING YIKES IT'S AN ASS TRAP! ACT LIKE YOU WEREN'T LOOKING!" *awkwardly looks around*

by RADsLife February 28, 2017

lag ass

Someone who is constantly falling behind on their engagements.

Torrey is being a lag ass changing his car oil.

by Maddie187 November 3, 2013

Grassy ass

A hairy as fuck butthole

It was weird having anal with her because she had such a grassy ass

by Fucker the duck January 13, 2018