Barrel Assing

The act of driving very fast on a road or highway or street. Can also be applied to the act of pursuing a personal or professional goal. Originated in the 1960's, originally used in Brooklyn NY, describing a return trip from the Catskills in Upstate NY.

"I had to be back to light the boiler at the plant, so here I am barrel assing down the highway right past a cop." "He is determined, I mean he's barrel assing toward his goals."

by Charlie 1970 to Joey The Kid December 19, 2011

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ass torquer

One who applies a torque wrench to an anus to give or receive pleasure.

Can be used to accuse someone as being of the homosexual sexuality.

Also spelled ass torker

That kids an ass torquer.

by CrAcKtOkE mCbLoKe May 3, 2005

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Hatchet Ass

Someone who was stabbed or cut on the ass for being a bad prostitute.

“ that hatchet ass bitch wasn’t worth the money I paid her. “

by MpAoRlCoO May 21, 2018

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Ass Vampire

Someone who lurks in the background, usually with a vampire like appearance, and suddenly sucks into the conversation usually with one exclamation.

Jamie to Michael: “How many bus stops until we get to town?”

*Ass Vampire jumps in out of nowhere*

Ass Vampire: “Three!” (While holding three figers in their faces and teeth ashow)

by The PM June 6, 2018

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Ass Taco

When you didn’t wipe thoroughly and there is still fecal matter still left behind in your ass hair.

David: Hey man I had an Ass Taco up until 30mins ago.

Steven: Dang dude, those are the worst.

David: ya I know I had to shave my ass hair because it hurt so bad to pull the feces out of my ass hair.

by Fecalmatter69 November 13, 2020

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