ass-secretariate

-n-Someone who likes to take it up the ass. the conterpart to an assjockey; derived from ass and secretariate. usually a gay man.

"Dude that chick is such an ass-secretariate, i went assjockey on her all night long."

"dude, that chick is a dude and yeah we have known he was an ass-secretariate ever since he said he like the way Jeremy's ass curled funny when he walked."

by Michael Dauber November 25, 2007

Ass Trap

When you're so concentrated on a nice booty that you don't realize the chick sees you checking her out

Ryan: *thinking to his self* "DAYUM BOY!!! That is a nice ass if I do say so myself!"
Fine Female: *turns around and sees Ryan taking a peek*
Ryan: *again, thinking to him self* "FUCKING YIKES IT'S AN ASS TRAP! ACT LIKE YOU WEREN'T LOOKING!" *awkwardly looks around*

by RADsLife February 28, 2017

lag ass

Someone who is constantly falling behind on their engagements.

Torrey is being a lag ass changing his car oil.

by Maddie187 November 3, 2013

Ass Smurf

How you pronounce ASMR as if it was a word

Gosh these Autonomous sensory meridian response sounds are great but I don't want to say all that nerd talk so I'll just enjoy this nice relaxing Ass Smurf until I fall ass leap.

by Putitonaritz April 7, 2019

tittie ass

Obvious Ass cheeks that are beyond firm and resemble fake tit implants resulting in cheeks so fake looking

That bitch looks like she has tittie ass in those compression pants

by brewski babe January 5, 2012

Swamp Ass

Build up of sweat and anal juices that then make the ass incredibly drippy and soggy, it is considered a delicacy in Ethiopia, best known for the swamp ass festival. This is when the tribes gather together and harvest the swamp ass from people named MICHAEL. They harvest it by the gallon and then proceed dance around the buckets of slosh and swamp ass.

It is rumored that swamp ass was used to cure the bubonic plague and is still used to flavor food to this day. It crusts up quite easily and can then be used as a crusty and delicious powder.

Damn Michael’s got some good ass swamp ass.

I’m going to sacrifice my friends at the swamp ass festival

by Kyle Dungus October 16, 2018

ass lander

Ass Lander is someone who always lands on their ass when they fall down.

Kim tripped and fell but did not get hurt because she is an ass lander.

by Whosit606 September 1, 2019