'dog

The uncool fat way to say you like sans

"Want a 'dog? 10g. Yep. 'dog. No hot, and an apostrophe."

by HelpImAMcdonaldsworkerhostage November 18, 2021

Dog water

Get betther your lost dog water so free get boxed your have a dollar tree headset no earrings what so ever I’m betther you live in your moms basement true facts no cap get lost it’s obvious

Your dog water it’s so clear to see get betther

by Nick Mixboy March 1, 2021

Dogs On The Couch

The temporary placement of spent tampons on a lover’s chest for sake of efficiency (to forgo delays of proper disposal) and tidiness (to prevent the staining of expensive linens) to expedite consummation during moments of intense emergency-level passion, drunken disorientation, or squalid apathetic laziness.

“Sure baby, you can let your dogs on the couch.”

by Sammishredd November 27, 2024

Sid the dog

The best dog in the world. He is so cute and has an overbite. I love him 😍. The little shithead also always makes messes

Wow Sid the dog your soooooo cute you little fuck

by Heysmexyladys March 29, 2019

Cats and dogs

A dog will do shit a cat would never do, like beg for food.

The difference between cats and dogs-

Dog- Please fill my bowl, I'm beggin you, don't do this to me!
Dog owner- Shut the fuck up!

Cat- What's up? You got my food yet? Don't make me come back again before that bowl is full. If that bowl isn't full by the time I get back...
Cat owner- All right, all right god dammit, you're not the only one ready to eat you know?

by Solid Mantis November 17, 2020

Dog gash

A descriptive noun for something that is fucked

"Have you seen that story on the news today about that terrorist attack" "ah yeah bro what a load of dog gash"

by Libertycap500 March 7, 2025

Dogs

Piece of heaven sent down to earth.

Friend: do u like dogs-
Me: BITCH I LOVE DOGS OMG THEY ARE THE CUTEST LITTLE CREATURES OMG AAHHH THEY ARE MY WHOLE HEART YO I LOVE THEM SO-
Friend: o-ok I get it...

by Ms. Always right September 1, 2019