Marcus Dog

Doesn't pee
Physically incapable of peeing

Marcus dog did not pee on everything

by NOTKrissy November 22, 2021

Dirty O-dog

When a man with the biggest head in the west attempts to insert it into a womans vagina and having it violently rip open while his parents watch.

I saw the Craziest video last night Owen gave Simran the dirty O-dog last night

by It's ya boiii November 22, 2021

chilli dogged

Chilli dogged, is the action of analy sexing your female partner and pulling out prior to ejaculation and reinserting into the vagina against her wishes.

Bro , I totally chilli dogged that chick last night.

by belhieg December 14, 2016

Breakfast Sausage Hot Dog

When a guy wakes you up from your sleep by inserting their dick down your throat.

Karen: this morning my husband thought it would be funny to wake me up by giving me a breakfast sausage hot dog.

by BloodyyShreddaR June 10, 2015

dog pedophile

someone who wants to fuck a dog. someone sexually attracted to their best friends dogs.

omg, madeline is a dog pedophile. She wants to fuck my dog cooper!

by cavetowns cool December 20, 2020

Like dogs' nails

Something that grows very quickly.

"I haven't seen you in months, you're like dogs' nails!"

by SpoodleNoodleDoodle December 13, 2022

Dog Snot

When you blow your nose in a set of pussy lips.

Had a cold when I went down on your mom so I gave her a Dog Snot.

by Dingaroo December 02, 2020