Off my nut

your so high you don’t know what your doing where you are or why you even exist.
meaning that your so off your face you forget your own address and end up on a train headed for London

James:“i forgot i had existed again”
Tyler:“same”
James:“i don’t know about you but i’m absolutely Off my nut”

by itz_jacd August 29, 2022

sliding off the sewer

Another way to say "committing suicide", mostly used in a joking manner.

This is derived from the word 'Sewerslide'

Person: I'm sliding off the sewer!
Person 2: Wait no don't do that

by haszgxzgif March 23, 2022

off ya rocker

Aussie slang -

To refer to a person that is acting/behaving in a strange or silly way.

"That guy is off his rocker"
"Sam, you are off ya rocker"
"If you act that way, you must be off ya rocker"

by italauss May 3, 2021

licked-off lemonheads

When you lick the yellow part of a lemonhead off and all that it left is the white part of it. Some people sell this as cocaine.

"Omg, you saw that kid in the corner?"
"Yeah, he's selling licked-off lemonheads."

by holapeople February 26, 2018

Wouldn't puck flies off a cow shite

Irish phrase, used to describe someone who lacks any skill in the sport of hurling/ camogie. When referring to Ireland's national sport, one may commonly hear people mention the act of 'pucking' the sliothar (ball) with the hurley, one of the many skills in the game. Pucking is in fact considered to be the sport's most fundamental skill, with any inability to perform this skill essentially dooming a player to failure. In rural Ireland, where hurling is commonly played, it is not uncommon for one to encounter the fecal matter of cows or other animals when strolling through a country field. On closer inspection, one may observe insects such as flies and dung beetles congregating around the fecal matter. The proximity of the flies to the fecal matter is generally such that they would be very easy targets should one feel compelled to swing a hurley in their direction. Thus, for someone to be considered unable to connect with flies in close proximity to a cow's fecal matter, they must be completely lacking in the basic skills of hurling/ camogie.

Jaysus Christ that full forward wouldn't puck flies off a cow shite!

by Jotinmick December 9, 2018

crunk off the bob

when your so drunk it becomes crunk

im trynna get crunk off the bob tonight

by mmmmmmmmbbbbb May 12, 2025

gone off hamster food

When you leave hamster food out too long and it goes all moldy and stale like cardboard.

The gone off hamster food tastes like cardboard.

by Debskelly1985 March 30, 2023