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Gym Zombie

Someone who blindly shows up at the gym every day/week at the same time and does exactly the same workout / routine.
Look at the clock; its 5:25 and Randy in limbering up outside the Fitness Center waiting for the doors to open. He lifts 5 days a week doing the same workout. What a Gym Zombie.
by TimeToFap November 2, 2016
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Zombie nap

A Zombie nap is when you’re exhausted and fall asleep but when it’s time to wake up you feel worse than you did before you fell asleep.
I took a zombie nap and now I feel horrible.
by Pink Cinnamon October 17, 2021
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jonathan the zombie

a kid that like turtles so much he based his entire fortune on it
ehhh he likes turtles so much jonathan the zombie
by tutyilion February 13, 2017
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zombie taint

The taint of a person who has generally had way too many sexual experiences. Often green and decaying.
OMG! Mom, my blind date had a zombie taint! It was awful.
When she got undressed her zombie taint be falling out everywhere.
by Poompi March 31, 2016
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Zombie fucker

A zombie fucker is at least fucking somebody that can fight back.
Alex didn't feel as ashamed to be a zombie fucker as he did when he was fucking corpses only. He knew fucking corpses was wrong, he just didn't know this until after he started fucking zombies though, nobody taught him.
by Solid Mantis June 15, 2018
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Grid-zombie

Grid-zombie- A human being that fears "deautomatization" and continues, constantly in the habitual psychological structures that organize, limit, select, and interpret perceptual stimuli. I.e.; limiting one's self to a very confined "comfort zone" of location and behavior. See: Steel cocoon.
I traveled 6,000 miles on foot and by thumb, from one end of this land to the other, sleeping in the woods, while all you grid-zombies traveled 12,000 miles, in your rolling, steel, cages in a 7.5 mile radius from your steel cocoons.
by kdelik May 23, 2019
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zombie america

Idiots that frequent trendy places like Santa Monica CA.
People that voted for Obama are likely infected inhabitants of zombie america.
by 07TuscaniGT October 17, 2013
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