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Wizards-cloak

"You need to get yourself a wizards-cloak mate"
by Blackbrain December 14, 2009
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I don't know, I'm not a wizard.

A popular phrase used in response to a reasonable question.
"How do you use this whistle?"

"I don't know, I'm not a wizard."
by Idkimnotawizard February 12, 2025
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Diddle Wizard

Don't leave your kids at the Thompson's; I heard Jerry is a Diddle Wizard.
by Lupinetine October 10, 2014
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Wizard

The word Cullen thought meant cool so everyone said it back to him.
Wizard Man!
by Bollibollibolli May 14, 2021
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Wizard time

One of the many euphemisms for smoking marijuana, this one derived from The Lord of the Rings. Wizard time occurs when someone hits that pipeweed like Gandalf in the Shire. Wizard time may happen at 4:20 or any other time of the day or night because wizards are never late, nor are they early. They light up precisely when they mean to.
"Wanna go out for dinner tonight?"
"Nah, let's just order pizza and load up a bowl. It's wizard time."
by Graveyardigan November 27, 2024
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Space wizard

A person who is over the age of 30 and still a virgin
Bro that guys at the comic book store was such a space wizard
by GodPleaseEndme November 28, 2019
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