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The Book of Willis

Rule 1. Don’t be a crackbaby that swears on your dead homies names then reneges afterwards.

Rule 2. Maintain homeostasis- live to survive and thrive.

Rule 3. hygiene. Shower, brush teeth, and use mouth wash and still got crackbaby breath? Have you tried flossing?

Rule 4. hydrate how do you expect to process all the drugs/alcohol out your system?

Rule 5. Eat a modest diet of Wendy’s 4 for 4s with Junior Bacon Cheeseburgers spicy nugs and no ice in your drink.

Rule 6. Listen before you speak.

Rule 7. We outside.

-Darth Willis.
According to the Book of Willis you are a crackbaby.
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Willie Nelson

A mondegreen for the phrase "really awesome."
That's a Willie Nelson idea. I love it.
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Willie Jumper

When you find someone extremely sexy, your penis jumps for joy.
Oh mate, check her out, she’s a Willie Jumper for sure.”
“She made my Willie Jump last night.”
“He’s a Willie Jumper, I have no doubt in my mind.”
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Willy Dykes

Those willy dykes have huge cocks.
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Will 'Willy' White

William Paul White is an Irish professional gangster yo and is known to the streets as "Tha Colossal Willy".

Will once had a heart attack and his heart lost.

Will once drowned a fish.

Will once got Covid and he made Covid go into lockdown.

When Will drops rizz he makes sure it doesn't get back up.

Ghosts tell scary stories about Will White at camp fires.

When Will crosses the road cars look both ways.
Dinosours once talked shit about Will, where are the dinosours are now?
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J WILLY

Often referred to as being the gayest member of a group. Likes dick alot.
"see that gay kid over there, that must be J WILLY"
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Willy toot

A sex act performed whilst a couple are spooning, passing gas onto the penis of the big spoon. Often used to either initiate or rule out intercourse for the evening before bed.
I heard last night Kendra gave Jamal a Willy toot and he loved it, so they went at it like untrained rabbits.
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