wonky willy

The most wretched of penises, especially one without foreskin. It describes the limp physical trait of a penis that has no hope for erection. Also known as “over-ripe banana”, “prickley pickle”, and “squirm worm”.

“Dude, the girl last night looked like my ass had a shit baby, it gave me a fuckin wonky willy.

by Hary Peenus November 27, 2018

Chilly willy

When your dick is as hard as a rock

I have a VERY chilly willy

by Big boy Big lad February 23, 2020

Philly Willy

The phrase 'Philly Willy' is the term used to describe cool people!

WOW! THE POPULAR PEOPLE PHILLY WILLY!

by holasoydora1 June 16, 2020

pug willy

Pug willy is a really funny pug and he's stupid sometimes he was born in the 1880's.

pug willys is funny.

by pugs's are cute December 12, 2020

mgtm willy

Very fire SoundCloud rapper

Mgtm Willy is the hardest rapper

by Hankthebank March 30, 2021

Sticky Willy

Scottish term for a sticky plant you may find growing out the side of the street. (Aka cleavers/Galium aparine)

Plants are usually picked up and stuck to any other unfortunate soul nearby

“You’ve got a sticky Willy stuck on your leg”

by Somecuntelse May 20, 2021

fish willy day

fish willy day is a day where u chop off a fishs willy. celebrated on september 10.

Maria: tyler why do u have a fish willy in ur hand?!
tyler: its fish willy day!!

by urmomsfat69 December 31, 2021