Scrime Dog

A spin off the popular "crime dog" refers to an individual who loves products such as "slim jim" and mountain dew. They enjoys hours of video "gaming" and consuming mass amounts of marijuana on the couch. On weekends "scrime dogs" can be found going out tryin to sleeze on random snatch and impress the ladies with his "model" looks

Requirements:

This person must own jean shorts, skin tight jeans, and nappy beaters with rust/pit stains on them. "Scrime" individuals happen to be so dirty that they rust when they sweat.

Look at that smelly scrime dog picking up scraps of weed of that dirty table

by TonythemanP November 17, 2010

Roll-a-dog

Juicy, plump, mystery meat that looks eerily similar to both a hot dog and male genitalia. Typically sold at gas stations, such as Speedway. Named for the roller grill on which they are cooked. NOTE: Be careful when ordering a "roll-a-dog", because it is also a sex move often performed by hookers in the back of such establishments.

That roll-a-dog be looking PLUMP!

by Mr. Meows July 25, 2012

Marty Dog

A Marty Dog is a tall ginger male whore, someone who really enjoys sex with either females or males, most have unibrows and scraggly beards. Sometimes are crackheads.

"I hooked up with that chick from last night!" Jim said. Mark replied, " Bro, she was a Marty Dog."

by dabombhowie May 28, 2014

Doofus Dog

An underground upcoming rapper who makes very vulgar music. His main platforms are SoundCloud and YouTube. He drops new music every week.

"After listening to Doofus Dog, my perspective on life changed."
"I LOVE DOOFUS DOG!"

by Ronald Sniffre July 30, 2023

dish it to the dog

If you are playing basketball and a kid says (or adult) you must pass it to them at all costs and when they get the ball they must pull down their pants and shoot the ball.

Yo dish it to the dog chief. (Shoots ball) the walks away like a champ.

by Lil Geazy June 15, 2019

Sober as a dog

To be absolutely pissed out of your face

Has tony been drinking?
Dude, hes sober as a dog

by Tony Stonehouse June 29, 2008

Cigarette dog

A dog that looks like it smells of cigarette smoke or an unpleasant smell due to the owner whose house might reek of cigarette smoke or an unpleasant smell. The dog is usually small, skittish, has excessive or lack of fur, gross looking, malnourished and usually has an orange/brown tint of tear stains on their fur near their eyes making it seem like they haven’t been bathed in years.

Sally’s Shih Tzu is such a cigarette dog. It looks like it hasn’t seen water and soap in months and its lazy eye is starting to freak me out.

by Redcloud136 February 11, 2021