This Shadow Wanker can go fuck herself!
by The_God_of_Virginity May 11, 2019
Used to describe people of power or fame, such as politicians or celebrities, who don't have enough balls to do anything.
Person 1: They still haven't filled in the bloody potholes!
Person 2: The mayor is a total Weenie-Wanker!
Person 2: The mayor is a total Weenie-Wanker!
by StupidLittleMan September 01, 2024
A car is driving 50km in a 60km zone for no apparent reason. This car is exhibiting a severe case of wankerism.
by Driver1612 May 22, 2020
a purple wanker is the only of its kind. it likes to get naked and paint itself purple and run out in public and scream LOOK IM A PURPLE WANKER
by The Wap Goblin May 05, 2016
Wanker Marching is when you march but your moving your right arm with right leg and left leg with your left arm. this activity is well known with Army Cadets.
"Look at those army cadets they are Wanker Marching!"
by 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12 October 19, 2022
by Danker Wanker Spanker June 16, 2020
Refers to a twat with zero football knowledge, usually a plastic fan and glory hunter who supports Real madrid but isn't even spanish
Whats his opinion on that player ?
doesn't matter, hes a hala wanker
Did you see that insane match between burnley and aston villa ?
Of course not mate i'm a hala wanker
doesn't matter, hes a hala wanker
Did you see that insane match between burnley and aston villa ?
Of course not mate i'm a hala wanker
by Coolbeans 1899 June 29, 2015