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female-"oh, i always keep a used wendys cup just for this sort of thing"
by Emi Tadnoh January 24, 2011
Guy1: how is the new girlfriend working out for you bro
Guy2: mehh
Guy1: whats wrong
Guy2: we had sex last night but I had to agree to a terms of use policy
Guy1: fells bad man
Guy2: mehh
Guy1: whats wrong
Guy2: we had sex last night but I had to agree to a terms of use policy
Guy1: fells bad man
by Mr.Charles October 05, 2011
Person 1: Man I hate the last of us 2 because they killed that one guy
Me: I like the game it’s pretty good
Me: I like the game it’s pretty good
by BallerPax December 04, 2021
The King of all Jews. A person who is very cheap with their own money, but who have no problem with making decisions about another persons money. These people will usually do things like pick the drink at a bar, but then make you pay for it.
Person 1: Alright, it's $60 per person for the bottles tonight.
Person 2: I didn't drink anything, but here's a $20.
Person 1: But you made drinks for that girl from our bottle all night.....
Person 2: Yeah, but it wasn't me who drank them, so I'm not paying.
Person 1: Your such a Jewy-us Ceasar dude.....
Person 2: I didn't drink anything, but here's a $20.
Person 1: But you made drinks for that girl from our bottle all night.....
Person 2: Yeah, but it wasn't me who drank them, so I'm not paying.
Person 1: Your such a Jewy-us Ceasar dude.....
by J Lucas August 16, 2010
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by Louise Manwhore March 25, 2006