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people named tristan are slow asf.
tristan by aprillikespring March 11, 2022

Tristan Moment 

When a guy bearing the name of Tristan, unpromptedly and all of a sudden acts in a particular manner that is very much prone to result in the destruction of objects. Usually accompanied by heavy beatboxing or other ways of producing rythmical sounds.
Tobias : " Tristan, stop trying to put the LED into the socket!"

*LED explodes*

Pat: " This is such a Tristan Moment. "

*Tristan starts to shred it vocally-*
he is a great person in general and you can be on call with him for hours and not even realize, he will make you really happy and make u smile whenever. they have beautiful brown eyes and a w smile. he has great advice and will make you feel safe whenever. hes crazy af but a little stupid and funny. keep that kid bro, you wont regret it.
TRISTAN IS A WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

TRISTAN FAN CLUB
tristan by genny penny March 17, 2022
The best euphonium player
Tristan is the best
Tristan by ClawsOverGames March 19, 2022
Tristan is a very caring and loving person, his very shy but when u get to know him, his very fun to be with. He may argue to u but most of the time he makes a joke out of it. He can be a dry texter sometimes. He has a roller-coaster of emotions. Tristan is definitely one to keep when u meet one. He will also laugh with u no mater what.

- ;))
Girl 1: Did u ever meet a Tristan before?

girl 2: Nope, but i heard they are very caring!
girl 1: Yep they are! and ive met one!!
girl 2: Your so luckyyy, ughhh
girl: ;))
Tristan by someone random ;)) March 20, 2022
Tristan is a bisexual man hung like an absolute horse. He is cute, smart, funny, and sexy. He has all the appeal and is always a top.
Man 1: "Bro, have you fucked Tristan yet?:
Man 2: "Yeah, that shit was fucking awesome! He came inside of me 5 times!
Tristan by creampai March 27, 2022