Third-Reading

When one is reading a romance book and feels as though they are third-wheeling with the characters.

“Omg Rebecca I’m reading this book and I’m totally third-reading with the main ship”

by Omg Rebecca September 16, 2019

third semester

Da classes-attending term in a college year when a female student starts to really "show".

When a "loose" local chick announced dat she was in her final trimester, I assumed she meant dat she was taking her third semester in college; da only puzzling part about it is dat none of da area-colleges seemed to have any record of her ever having registered wif dem.

by QuacksO December 29, 2021

Going through the third ring

SuffeRING

A reference to the common joke of the three rings of marriage: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.

Can be used on people who aren’t married as well to say suffering

It’s only been a year and Dave seems like he’s going through the third ring with his wife.

I haven’t been doing well, I’m going through the third ring right now.

by MartianMenace October 09, 2023

Third Gear Autism

When you come up with an idea and get fixated on it immediately.

"Dude I just hit third gear autism."

by sodawoda August 20, 2023

Thirding

When you're excessively flexing fast cars, holidays, watches, smoking cigars, and shopify screenshots & simping over your ex. All whilst you are maxing out your bank account to achieve this "fake" lifestyle

Did you see that Mitch guy he's thirding so hard in that rented Lambo and $5k Rolex!

by Dubai_Lyfe June 26, 2024

Thirding

When you excessively flex fast cars, holidays, watches, cigars, shopify screenshots & simp of women. The fake it till you make it!

See that Mitch guy he's thirding so hard with that rented Lamborghini & $5k Rolex!

by Dubai_Lyfe June 26, 2024

Thirding

When you talk about someone in the third person even when they're present.

Jeanine is such a bitch. Oh sorry, Jeanine, I'm thirding you.

Jeanine, you're a bitch.

by Kvonc March 09, 2022