boss lady

Is ones wife, the female head of the household.

Hey, Who's that the my boss lady

by MR_5_0_0 January 17, 2008

Lady Peen

Another way to refer to the clitoris.

Wow, are you sure that dog is a girl? Did you see the size of her lady peen?

by LeighMunchabunch December 4, 2019

Boss Lady

An authoritative individual who has mastered the craft of soup making. This individual demands perfection not only from herself and her soup, but from her customers as well. She runs an efficient and regimented operation. The customers who wish to experience the pleasures her soup can provide must act in accordance with the prescribed policies and procedures.

I went to order some mushroom wild rice soup but Boss Lady threw me out when I horsed around in line.

by Soup Lover July 27, 2008

ape lady

a woman with very hairy arms and back

your mom looks like an ape lady.

by wolf January 11, 2005

lunch lady

(n.) One who undertakes the menial occupation of serving lunch to minors in school and is generally unattractive and/or hairy. The food served is generally subpar and may or may not contain the pubic hair of other "lunch ladies." Due to the overall degradation of this occupation, all minors whose mothers are "lunch ladies" are embarrassed and must endure all sorts of ridicule from fellow students. Also commonly referred to as one's "bitch."

Shut up, your mom serves me food; I mean, she's the lunch lady for fuck's sake.

by Board of Education May 17, 2006

lunch lady

Lunch ladies are those females or males who graduate from Lunch Lady Academy (LLA) and frequently uses lunch lady crossing, similar to deer crossing. They're commonly in a bad mood, and to them you MUST NEVER SAY these words, "Oh no, take it back," or the unspeakable will occur. They can fly and serve, while wearing "lunch vest." You may use this to describe one who is being shitty. They can also be supernatural beings similar to vampires and werewolves.

Dude, could you be anymore of a lunch lady, right now???

I said to that freaking lunch lady, "OH NO, TAKE IT BACK!" and she launched herself over the counter and did the unspeakable.

by TheNativez April 21, 2007

lady bumps

an expression for breasts, easy to use in pleasant company or when you want to distract attention away from yourself or your janets.

"man, look at the bumps on that lady!"

"do you like my lady bumps?"

"i'd like to buy a bump holder. do you have 38DD?"

"get your dirty eyes off my lady bumps, you creep!"

by All American Boy November 4, 2006