black cop named carl

Every TV show/movie worth watching in the 80s had one.

See Family Matters, Die Hard, etc.

by Adenia Volkensii April 26, 2005

bald cop cruiser

a police car that is marked but doesn't have the standard party lights rack on top but does have the police livery or insignia unlike fully unmarked po-pos

man, that bald cop cruiser totally nailed me on the freeway for merging out of the HOV on a double-yellow

DUDE!? are you fucking high? you're gonna blow past that bald cop cruiser!

by sodoenam August 2, 2011

paul blart mall cop

One of the best anime ever made. It is almost as good as Shrek.

Let's watch Paul Blart mall cop today! It is a good anime!

by Hortler_the_great October 11, 2017

new york city cops

A group of people that 'aint too smart' - from the song by The Strokes.

"You guys are acting like new york city cops."
"Oh. Harsh."

by me February 1, 2005

big city cops

Big city cops}, usually a dumbed down version of a small city cop. Some big cities require their cops to have degrees so what you get is a book learned idiot with a gun that feels empowered because they work for a large metropolitan department. Very few of these clowns ever promote beyond a sergeant position due to the fact they cannot think on their own which is why they had to go to work for a large department. Big city departments run very narrow background checks so they hire many that would not make the cut in departments that do thorough checks. many of these officers feel that position make them really important but most cannot explain any simple law that they enforce. Their training will mostly be in tactics and other items that they will never need or use. All you have to do is watch Youtube and see how people make most big city cops into blundering idiots that feel that the "badge" makes them educated. Big city cops are the ones that "must" shoot the pet dogs or tase grandma for "their" safety. Yep without large groups of other big city cops to come back them up most would take an ass whopping a day.

I feel important because I am one of the big city cops.

by THPD July 31, 2017

dont cop a tit

when trying to tell someone to not freak out.
or to not make a big deal out of things.

God Kelly, I'll do it later, dont cop a tit!

by baileemae69 June 30, 2011

annual cop fund raiser

Where 5-6 cops sits on the side of the freeway, and pretty much busts everyone for speeding.

Me and 12 other cars got busted for going 70 on a 55 and I was like "WTF man, I thought it was safer to go with the flow of the traffic..."

by Bob August 19, 2004