eating a cookie

Arrogantly displaying complete contempt for those one is supposed to serve. Similar to "fiddling while Rome burns."

Q.What do you think about the crisis in health care?

A. I am eating a cookie

by allalberta November 22, 2010

rotty cookies

Nasty puntang thats more trouble than its worth

Man I cant keep away from those roty ass cookies

by boo jangle July 29, 2003

disco cookie

Noobie tryhard hacking gamer who thinks he is MLG.

A Disco Cookie is someone who can't play video games that has a need to good at something even though they are not.

by DARTH NADER September 30, 2015

vagina cookie

A chunky vagina which looks like it belongs in subway

Stannycuz: I love you
Britt: I love you too
Stannycuz: Your a vagina cookie <3

(Basically an affectionate insult)

by StannyCuz May 14, 2015

cunt cookie

A term of endearment for a woman that is sweet and giving.

Man, you won't believe this, but my girl woke me up with sex, brought me breakfast in bed, and even folded my shirts for my business trip. She is such a cunt cookie.

by sj1 December 17, 2009

cookie says

Shortened form of "I have a cookie that says...", meaning that you are betting a cookie that the statement following is true.

Cookie says that will rain tommorow.

by vinnie September 23, 2008

cookie button

The act of pulling out and ejaculating into a girls belly button (only works on an innie). This is followed by throwing sprinkles on her imitating what looks to be "icing with sprinkles".

Cliff showed me a picture of a Tabby's cookie button!

by C-Rock January 8, 2015