Closet Poker

A man who plays Pokemon go in secret. Typically gay men with beards, and they are normally outdoors or sports type men. They can be spotted by their social media post denouncing Pokemon go, but secretly loving it.

Jesse is always dogging Pokemon Go on social medi, and I bet he's a Closet Poker who secretly loves men and Pokemon.

by Kenziel2323 August 1, 2016

Closet Grief

The person you were in the closet was a skin you needed to shed in order to grow, but that knowledge doesn't stop you from grieving them, missing them, and who you were when they were you. Try not to punish yourself for that fondness. You are allowed to love the people you have been, just as you are allowed to love the person you are.

"Hey, are you okay?"
"Just feeling some closet grief today, thanks for asking. I'll be okay once I listen to some Robyn."

by j4ckalope February 4, 2022

Closet Gnome

NOUN: A little man who hides in dark spaces and jumps out at you then runs away and disappears

Person 1: “Oh my god. A little man just scared me”

Person 2: “was it a Closet Gnome?”

Person 1: “I think so..”

by NovaRoSe December 22, 2022

Closet Diddler

Closet riddler. Someone who riddles kids on the dl but pretends to be anti chomo and takes an extreme stance against chomos

Example- "Did you hear Ron Mckinney from Park Hills MO is a Closet Diddler?"

Example- "Damn bro, I thought Ron was for the kids not in them"

by GetDashedBro January 14, 2025

closet

my home

I've been hiding in the closet forever
SEND HELP

by Cumgis Khan January 7, 2023

tight closet

A girl/guy who is an adult (over 18) and is still inside the closet. Since she/he is an adult and grew up in the closet it has become too tight with little room

that girl has a tight closet

by Marty I’m scared February 13, 2019

Closet Hawk

To follow or observe (a person) persistently, especially out of obsession or derangement using an internet tool such as Facebook but when confronted denies the act.

Closet Hawking, C-Hawking

Thomas is a Closet Hawk, he spends hours watching Christopher’s Facebook page and won’t admit it when asked how he knows all Christopher’s details from his site.

by The man without face July 26, 2010