Arkansas wind sock

The initiation of fellatio on an uncircumcised penis before it is fully erect, leaving the foreskin dangling like a wind sock. Arkansas is the home of Big River Steel, where the technique was pioneered.
Cashier: Why is your foreskin so floppy?

Customer: The missus just gave me the old Arkansas wind sock.
by HeyBubba June 5, 2023
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Close to the wind

(of a sailing vessel) pointed as near as possible to the direction from which the wind is blowing while still making headway.
The experienced sailor expertly maneuvered the sailboat, sailing close to the wind to maximize speed and efficiency.
by Arminkshipper July 25, 2024
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Wind Missile

When a woman queefs out her tampon.
Plain and simple. Look at that wind missile fly!!!
by Loberson December 2, 2023
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Wind duster

"Yo John I just wind dustered and it felt good af"
by Gibson5434 October 11, 2017
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Southern Wind

When you're rimming someone and they fart in your face.
Hahaha, Joe totally got a Southern Wind last night.
by dav3dlegend November 4, 2015
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7th street wind chimes

while engaging in sexual activity, your partner accidentally or purposely releases a flatulent, thus acting as a gust of wind that blows wind chimes.
“man, i was having some sex last night with this nice lady but she used the ol ‘7th street wind chimes’ on me!”

“oh no! that’s awful!”

“for real! she will probably never live this down.”
by zozzlemynozzle December 29, 2017
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