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God Blessed Video

Let's take a plane and go somewhere exotic
To play with a non-descript song
We'll shoot all the crotch shots for 12 year old hopefuls
To make you a real man my son
Some cheap kid from Birmingham
Blessed with an accent
That pours like the darkest brown ale
Just one more puppet, piss elegant marionette
He's just a fast buck for sale
Don't you know that God blessed video
We know that God blessed video
Break out the cameras that re-shape my face
And get someone to carve up my hair
If you can't beat them, you might as well join 'em
And be glad to say you were there
by Gothic Miscreant October 28, 2023
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add videos

what /you whitenames need to start doing
hey whitenames, add videos before you get banded.
by king_D__ August 20, 2023
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video game cuck

Someone who enjoys watch someone else play their favorite games.
"Dude did you the new playthrough of Eldin Ring?"
"Dude that just makes you a video game cuck."
by anonymous February 22, 2023
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LIKE THE VIDEO

Something that clickbait youtubers like ali-a, mr top 5, adventure, ect always say at the beginning of a video because they know damn well that tons of kids are gonna be watching, and at least some of them are gonna actually like the video for some reason.
youtuber: like the video and subscribe in the next 5 seconds of this spider will be in your bed tonight!

kids: actually believe it

LIKES: 2.2k DISSLIKES: 908K VIEWS: 382749274902749274902379074902 (all kids btw)
by Questionforgodwhy April 17, 2021
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Video Games

"omg gurl have you listened to video games by lana del rey?"
"No"

"DO IT NOW!"
by Gluckgluck10 October 23, 2022
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video watcher

Somebody who looks up videos in order to obtain an advantage in golfing games. (IE Golf It or Golf With your Friends)
All Europeans are bad a golf with your friends, just a bunch of video watchers.
by golfitmaster December 11, 2017
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Music video

Dude 1: Hey did you see, that chick in that music video from Eric Prydz-Call on Me?
Dude 2: Yyyeeah it's pretty much porn on youtube.
by Rudolf the Rockstar Snail November 25, 2019
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