Chair queef

The act of sitting on a leather chair and it letting out air.
Did you fart?

Nah man, it was a chair queef
by annonymouslegacy November 13, 2013
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queef hornet

Noun; A pretentious girl, which no one likes, that finds a strange fascination in queefing around others.
Damn man, that new girl Felicia is a queef hornet.
by Xyzqwert June 11, 2017
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greasy queef

when you are using oil during coitus and your produce a queef that consists of oil and pussy juices
Me and Ricky were having a oil orgy last week and i had a greasy queef!
by lildicknigga1219 May 17, 2016
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Queef filter

She need more queef filters from the store.
by Jamesanderson1987 May 05, 2016
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Queef Oven

The queef oven, although similar in some ways to the world renowned Gordon Ramsay-approved dutch oven, actually is much more...how do you say en francais? Gaysty! And really untasty! In fact, consider this your fair warning NOT to eat anything cooked in the queef oven, or the oven itself.
Fat bitch Proudtrucky Keirsten, from Pensultucky, FL, sure does like to put her daughter's poop into her queef oven. She calls that mesquite.
by Jaunty Diggles June 07, 2021
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Cloud Queef

The act of replacing a vape’s juice with vaginal secretion, and smoking it.
by Ethan the Vape God February 01, 2018
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Mouth Queef

A mouth queef is the sound an individual exudes from their mouth and/or throat accidentally during any daily activities that involve making noise from their mouth. It is called a mouth queef because the sound resembles the normal queef very closely.
Person B: *mouth queefs*
Person A: Your burps are really weird cunt.
Person B: u dog, leave me alone. it was just a mouth queef.
by LETMEPENETRATEYOU69 March 22, 2018
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