Positive singles

Someone who is tested positive for an STD and is single

Positive singles and dates by going to meetpositives.com

by Meet positives February 20, 2019

bunny position

Woman (or man no judgement) sits on their partners lap facing them with their arms resting limply on their partners shoulders (like a bunny hence its name). This manoeuvre is completed with vigorous quick paced bouncing on your partners dick, enduring to clap those cheeks .

Person 1: honey what’s there to watch on tv tonight?

person 2: nothing sweetie

Person 1: oh darn.....I guess to pass the time you could rearrange my guts? Wanna do the bunny position so hard I get a haemorrhage

Person 2: sure I could use a quick hop

by Datbunnydude September 11, 2020

senior missionary position

Missionary position with legs wide and knees up close, females hands gripping the man’s thighs so he doesn’t pull out early.

Jim, are your grandparents Mormon? Steve saw them hittin’ The senior missionary position last week.

by Mischooti March 25, 2019

Body Positive Mr Tumnus

Mr Thaksin, who looks like Mr Tumnus only fat, aka body positive.

Who is that beardy man over there? That's Body Positive Mr Tumnus

by Wodderwick April 15, 2025

Reverse quadruple Cthulhu position

A sex position so odd that it looks like the participants are trying to summon an ungodly monster of some sort.

Alternatively: a kink for experiencing the deep, incomprehensible horror of humanity's inconsequential and powerless position in our universe. Like a knife play kink, but with way more existential dread.

"Man, I knew she was kinky, but I would never have guessed she would want to try reverse quadruple Cthulhu position."

"I told you she was pretty intense before you started dating."

"I know, but I figured you just meant BDSM or something."

by Ultimate_Goober November 28, 2021