One of the most obnoxious people you will meet. Hella ugly. Not very kind. Really dumb. Never trust a Jayden Seefried or a Jayden Atchison, they will bully you.
by acss troll October 22, 2019

The guy that will kill you for taking his chips and the type of kid that has a 1 inch penis
And the type of guy that will kill you in fortnite battle Royale.
And the type of guy that will kill you in fortnite battle Royale.
by Dusty bodee August 4, 2019

An annoying young man who has a very short fuse and cannot control his temper, he also is a god at Fortnite and can crank 90's all day.
Dude, did you see Jayden today? he clapped me in Fortnite.
Dude Jayden just beat up Jake because he called trash at Fortnite.
Dude Jayden just beat up Jake because he called trash at Fortnite.
by SoapDropper69420extrabold June 7, 2022

A skin bag filled with lard. Can cause devastating earthquakes when stomping and deserves to be bullied. Normally intimate with it's mother. If shown McDonalds, the entity can cause catastrophic damage to the nearest 20 acres of land.
by Anthropoid_1939 November 23, 2021

Jayden is the best person in the world. He’ll always be there for you when times get rough, but will always keep it real with you no matter if you like it or not.
by tryphobiaistrio July 10, 2021

Jayden is a sexy devil he will eat ur peen so fast ur grandma won’t even have time to say yum yum my bum when I walk in the room I shout EAT MY BUTT says a Jayden next time won’t u eat his pickle his soggy pickle!!
by Batdogg2 January 15, 2019

BEST SHIPPP THEY ARE MARRIED YOUR HONOR. WHEN THEY GO TO THE DANCE TOGETHER EVERYONE IS GOING TO BE SHOCKED THEY ARE SO CUTE TOGETHER. THE BISEXUAL POWER IS ROCKING. I NEED THEM TOGETHER ISTG I WILL NOT SHUT UP ABT THEM.
by iona#1111 October 23, 2022
