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em jay

16 year old alcoholic who is the queen of head. Massive breasts, huge fanny flaps and ludicrous lips are just some of the features of this legendary teenager.
Dude, Em Jay flashed her tits on webcam!
DUDE!!!!!!!!! Sweet.
by The Turdinator April 5, 2005
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Three Jay

The biggest and most feared nigger in the jail. He takes what he wants and will haunt your dreams for the rest of your life if you ever had an encounter in the showers with this chocolate nightmare. Thinking about Three Jay often will lead to a change of underwear usually to remove feces.
To be Three Jay is to be a gorilla god that can not be fucked with in the supermist that is the jail. It is to be the one who takes what he wants.......your lunch & dinner, your toilet paper, your virgin ass and face and there is no option given. It is often better to just roll over and take it even though a dark horse cock will probably kill you, it is better than taking it to the face first.
Fighting Bob Sapp in a phone booth.

incarcerated cracker- dude, I was just raped by Three Jay in the shower. I will never be the same again. I have bite marks on my back and my asshole is like pudding. I would rather be gang banged by the budweiser clydesdale horses and a herd of chupacabras at the same time.
by Brone Jones February 11, 2010
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Jay walking

The trajectory of a pedestrian illegally crossing a large thoroughfare against incoming traffic.
When you cross a street with lots of incoming traffic, you will walk parallel to the flow of traffic and in a direction opposite to it. Then, when you see an opening, you will turn and dash through the other side anticipating (hopefully) the incoming vehichles. Seen from above, your trajectory takes the shape of the letter J, hence the expression "Jay walking."
by Antidogma April 2, 2011
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Tar-jay

The pronunciation of the store Target. If you're a teenage girl.
by CrustyKidz February 6, 2019
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jay z

A horrible rapper who is too old to be in the industry any more. Cam'ron has proven this perfectly in his song "You Got to Love It", in which he mentions when Jay Z wore open toe sandals with jeans(how gangster is that?). Jay Z also tries to act cool when he is in his 40's.
Jay Z is a discrase to the New York Jets and the teams fans(like myself), and should never wear any Jets memorabilia again.
by R DeO July 2, 2006
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Jai Brooks

A member of the Australian youtube sensation, The Janoskians. He is currently dating one of the stars from the hit tv show Victorious, Ariana Grande.
by sydskd January 13, 2013
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Jay-Z

J - Z half of the alphabet, worth half a billion dollars.

East coast hip hop artist.
"My money runs from Jay to the fahsheeZee you fuckin' hata's."
by Eye October 5, 2003
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