invisible dog

1.When a dog remains perfectly still while also averting his face to avoid attracting attention. Sometimes used in response to
the question "who ate my shoe?"
2.Can also be used by a person to the similar effect,see "invisible husband"

" Bart's effective use of invisible dog in the photo on petfinder.com got him a new home."

shy dog timid wasn't me silent invisible avoidance

by Bart's Mom August 5, 2009

shrug dog

exclusive bar in east new york, brooklyn. also a phrase used to reply to text messages you are unsure of how to answer, are drunk, and are shrugging and hanging out with a dog. first you send the shrug and dog emoji, and then you shrug dog.

Imma be at shrugdog tonight, come by.

“Sit on my face.”

-shrug dog

by st.misto June 12, 2018

Doofus Dog

An underground upcoming rapper who makes very vulgar music. His main platforms are SoundCloud and YouTube. He drops new music every week.

"After listening to Doofus Dog, my perspective on life changed."
"I LOVE DOOFUS DOG!"

by Ronald Sniffre July 30, 2023

Suckem Dog

A fantastic and innovative way to say fuck off, whilst additionally pissing off the individual

Pronounced : Saukem doeg

Question: Hey, can you help me with this?

Response: Suckem dog

by GusGotWithATranny October 17, 2019

Frosty Dog

Verb- The process of cumming (generaly a load greater than 2oz) on your dog or other member of the k-9 family then taking a picture of the "frosty dog" and proceed to send the photo via usps mail to a local stranger.

I frosty dogged the shit out of a poodle and sent it to the local sheriff.

by Bendmeovrnpourmeout January 9, 2017

Marty Dog

A Marty Dog is a tall ginger male whore, someone who really enjoys sex with either females or males, most have unibrows and scraggly beards. Sometimes are crackheads.

"I hooked up with that chick from last night!" Jim said. Mark replied, " Bro, she was a Marty Dog."

by dabombhowie May 28, 2014

Scrime Dog

A spin off the popular "crime dog" refers to an individual who loves products such as "slim jim" and mountain dew. They enjoys hours of video "gaming" and consuming mass amounts of marijuana on the couch. On weekends "scrime dogs" can be found going out tryin to sleeze on random snatch and impress the ladies with his "model" looks

Requirements:

This person must own jean shorts, skin tight jeans, and nappy beaters with rust/pit stains on them. "Scrime" individuals happen to be so dirty that they rust when they sweat.

Look at that smelly scrime dog picking up scraps of weed of that dirty table

by TonythemanP November 17, 2010