Cutting a hole through your eurethra and beating off to a 96 and a half year-old lady getting a plastic spork from dairy queen melted onto her knee cap.
by Anal doge February 12, 2022
When a female inserts a high powered torch into her vag emitting a red glow from her pelivis and proceeds to strut around the room like a perverted teletubbie.
by , but im the hero you need. February 12, 2019
A „Dirty Lucia“ is a female being pushed against a hard surface by an attractive person and said person chokes her while announcing the many ways they‘re going to fuck her senseless.
I wish I could be their dirty lucia once.
by Juju_onthatbeat July 18, 2020
Going from anal sex to vaginal sex. Commonly attempted without consent in an underhanded, mischievous, or bastard like manner.
by Dirty Rogue October 18, 2009
by Colonelgayker August 21, 2017
marrying a man 22 years older, killing him and feeding him to your tigers and then claiming he had Alzheimer’s and disappeared so you can inherit his money for a Big Cat Rescue
If you don’t stop cheating on me and threatening to move to Costa Rica, I’m going to to Dirty Carole you.
by baddiebatesy April 03, 2020
p1: you know, I don't think I can have sex with guys anymore
p2: really? Why not?
p1: I was given a Dirty Makkah last night...
p2: oh...
p2: really? Why not?
p1: I was given a Dirty Makkah last night...
p2: oh...
by WetWillyCheese April 25, 2020