tankern

To brag about your alcohol consumption in exaggerated quantities, just to be the biggest pussy afterwards and put yourself into sleep instead of binge drinking.

A: Dude lets go tankern today, I'm gonna hit 20 beers! You're gonna be fucking drunk today.
B: The fuck yeah!

Later that night:
B: Dude why did you come by car? I thought we would tanker?
A: I'm tired and need to pick my wife up...

by Tankerbuddy June 20, 2018

Tanker

An excessively oversized human being that weighs in excess of a metric ton. Requires a police escort when traveling on state highways.

I don't know if Billy can go across that bridge, he's a tanker!

by anonymous September 18, 2018

tanker sauce

A burger topping, composed of equal parts mayonnaise and barbeque sauce. Popular in Arizona but unknown elsewhere.

"Yeah gimmie extra tanker sauce on tha burger"

by Big Frek November 3, 2018

tanser

tanser is such a nice person

tanser is lord

by ThatEE April 9, 2019

Tenner

When your with the boys and you remember something, or you have a throwback moment

Yo dude I tenner it!!!
Do you guys tenner that?

by HenRau69bardownski May 29, 2019

tannek

tannek is a very dumb but funny person. Tannek will have a best friend named Devin and will be a super successful person when older

Hey look tannek is coming to talk to us!

by Keerson28 June 29, 2019

Tanker

A floating mist monster that dive-bombs toward the player dealing massive damage. It also roars out a terrifying screech. present in the video-game Fortnite Save The World.

“Woah! That tanker hits like a truck!”

by 666Satanist666 July 30, 2019