Spider anal

When you put baby spiders in a tube and shove that tube up someone's asshole and open the tube in someone's ass.

You like spider anal don't you?

by Toxic._.kate April 23, 2015

chinese sea spider

The crab you get at oriental buffets.

We went to the Ming Court Buffet to consume ungodly amounts of Chinese sea spider

by Alex Battaglia - D and E Tech Support June 22, 2008

spide-mobile

The oh-so-cool snazed up cheap car driven by 'norn iron's' rodent problem.
They tend to be driven with bass speakers installed and at full volume playing the latest song (I say this in want of a more suitable word), oh, and shouting at people on the street, whom they wouldn't normaly say anything to unless they had 5:1 odds.

A favorite cry to be uttered from the spide-mobile is the infamous ~ "fookin' hippie!"

by cray October 31, 2005

Spiderman

A man shoots his load into his hand, then throws it into his girlfriend face.

I just spiderman my girlfriend after having sex with her.

by alwaybeinme February 11, 2010

Spiderman

More like spider bitch

Spiderman

by The Local Sanwich Maker June 13, 2016

Hiney spider

See also Dingleberry

I need to get rid of these hiney spiders, they are a real hinderance!

by Dallas DAlfonso June 11, 2006

I'm Spider-Man Syndrome

When Spider-Man fans try to rationalize that Spider-Man would beat any other superhero because he is Spider-Man and nothing more, when realistically almost any other superhero would strangle Spider-Man with his own asshole. Similar to "I'm Batman Syndrome" see conman4618

"Spider-Man would totally beat Superman because he can stick to walls!"
"Spider-Man would totally beat Wolverine because he can be strong too!" Obviously suffers from "I'm Spider-Man Syndrome"

by Olillia August 4, 2015