taladega steamer

When a nascar driver shits his britches during a race.

Jeff Gordon just had a taladega steamer, I guess he couldn't make it to the pit in time.

by WeastByMidWeast June 5, 2023

The Portable Cleveland Steamer

The original codename for the Valve Steam Deck.

Uh, the Portable Cleveland Steamer can be taken with you into the shitter, um, you know you can uh, it'll provide you some jack pleasure if your in the, eh, toilet, eh, you know, whatever you need it for.

by Funky Games January 27, 2024

Steamer

In a hotbox or smoking marijuana somewhere

"You smell like loud where you just come from?" "I just came from the steamer bro"

by Jeter22016 February 20, 2017

bunk steamer

You think an upper decker is over the top, try the bunk steamer. It’s when you slowly take a large dump across your college roommate's bed sheets. They will think twice about not cleaning up after themselves after this experience. Results guaranteed. Plus, you save a trip to the bathroom.

“Bruh i just took the fattest bunk steamer on that girls bed ever”

by spherika December 20, 2023

Raspberry Steamer

When a girl is on her period, takes a shit on your chest, then rubs her period blood and shit on your chest to give you a streak of raspberry puree.

My girl did the raspberry steamer on me last night.

by KingDongUn May 16, 2022

foghorn steamer

Very loud, boisterous, and stinky fart.

She walked into the room but immediately left as she heard and smelled my foghorn steamer.

by Dilly McDillyface April 22, 2018

Marlborough steamer

The act of smoking a cigarette while taking a dump.

I sat on the toilet and had a Marlborough steamer. It was heavenly.

by Rose Annap September 3, 2023