make-a-wish sperm

When attractive parents birth an ugly child.

“You were definitely a make-a-wish sperm, dude.”

by Yourmomsboyfriend April 2, 2023

Sperm Cradle

The lower section of the vagina that always seems to catch the residual jizz before it hits the bed.

I cream-pied this bird last night but there must have been too much jizz cos some of it spilled out ending up in the sperm cradle

by cjstoney January 16, 2011

sperm ninja

When you a guy is about to cum and they pull out and shoot in the girls eyes

Jameson-Dude Jenny was giving me head last night I had perfect timing right in her eye Tim-we got a regular sperm ninja here

by THE T!M February 26, 2015

Sperm

What comes out your penis when your uncle Rubs is it

Hello friends my uncle came to my house yesterday and sperm got on my bra and bed

by Gmreagcaen February 20, 2020

Sperm

1. The product of intense pleasure.
2. The beginning of endless misery.

Sperm is either the best thing ever, or the worst

by Cyanide man January 17, 2018

Sperm toy

Basically the submissive top version of the term"fucktoy"

Could also be written as "Spermtoy" or "Sperm-toy"

(Probably has breeding kink undertones, can be used for both gay and straight sex)

Boy1(getting his cock ridden): Ngghh~!

Boy2(riding Boy1's dick):*Twink-ass chuckle* Awww~ I'm gonna make you my sperm toy now...

by NAKAKAPAGPABAGABAG January 26, 2025

sperm dropper

A man just like a sperm donor who gets a woman pregnant and drops her like a bad habit and wants nothing to do with her and his baby that he created and wants no responsibility period.

This bastard is nothing but a bitch ass sperm dropper ever since he knocked me up and now,he’s wants nothing to do with me and his baby,sorry ass bitch!

by LonLon21da1 March 9, 2023