Sloth

To be very lazy and fat and not want to do anything.

Ethan is such a sloth he never wants to do anything.

by pizza tits December 9, 2008

Sloth

1.) A goth or greb that flirts a lot or isn't a virgin (under 16)
2.) someone who you would usually call a goth but is also wearing slutty clothing
3.) someone who you would usually call a goth but is also acting like a slut

That girl is such a slut and look at all that black she wears. she must be a sloth

by Donna-Nathalie December 9, 2008

smooth jazz

an expression replacing "rly cool", "amaizing", "funky", "awesome", "great", ect.

do not use sparingly because if used right, this phrase can make people want to be your friend. just kidding, it cant do something like that cuz probobly no one wants to be your friend. your a loser. but saying this phrase will make you sound just the slightest bit cooler than u really are. 'nough said.

*WARNING* this phrase is comonly mistaken for something dirty

*real life conversation with the use of this phrase*

HANNAH: youre a silly-monster
ZACH: well.. if im a silly- monster, then youre a fun dinosaur
HANNAH: yaaayyyyy! but wait, can i be a fun dino-corn pweeaaseeeee??? cuz thats more SMOOTH JAZZ.
ZACH: fiiine
HANNAH: YUSSSS!!!

by fun dino-corn August 11, 2010

sloth

slow, not fast, sucks.

a sloth moves too slow

by micheal May 13, 2005

smooth

A person who is not pierced.

"Check out the breeders, they are ultra-smooth"

by PhlebotomyGirl April 13, 2006

soothsayer

a poster on urbandictionary

me, i post things on urban dictionary like McDonald's

by soothsayer-nigel May 17, 2004

Slothing

1. The act of walking at a ridiculously slow rate looking as if you don't care about anything or anyone. You seem to have very limited energy from which it is probably caused by meaning number 2.

2. The desire to masturbate at any opportunity when your alone and no one loves you.

1. "Hey man, what are you doing this weekend?" "I don"t know probably just slothing."

2. "Dude why are you slothing all the time?" "Its not good."

by White Strudel Icing September 30, 2012