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Simon

he is small and love to o the dog great hair but little balls nooooooooo he always proud of himselg even when he say he has a small bic
yo Simon what a little bic
by Franchipanmanlekker October 9, 2023
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Simone-9

Simone-9 : The Kinetic Hub made from COVID-19.

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by Me : Tracy Grimshaw April 26, 2020
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Simon

A guy who thinks he gets all the girls but really isn’t all that.
Me: He’s such a Simon.
Kyle: Ik right?
by SlimJim_83 June 17, 2023
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juan simon

The best person in the world. Typically he is smart funny and awesome. He is the best
by Bkjhkdmdudj November 24, 2016
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Simon

Tall white guy, teacher’s pet, specifically in english. Will probably claim to have broken up with a girl but we all know it was the other way around. Also an amazing friend.
Your such a good friend but damn you are a Simon too.
by Monsibar the second November 22, 2021
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Simon

This person is the most hated person you will ever meet. He is a gay faggot who rides on an imaginary cock all day and gets no girls. This person is the biggest snitch and bitchboy you will ever meet. He is also the biggest pussy ever because when he misses a basketball shot he starts crying.
Person 1: C'mon man it was just a prank
Person 2: "Starts Crying and goes to snitch"
Person 1: Stop being a Simon!
by Not-Jaxon November 30, 2021
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Simon Spice

The addition of exaggerated and/or fabricated facts to an average story.
Average story: Stephanie likes watermelons.
Story with "Simon Spice": Stephanie had sex with three dudes in a watermelon field.
by YoyoDance February 3, 2010
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