speed bump and cars

a asian girl rolling uncontrollably over a white boy (who has an awaken dragon, i.e. penis) while giggling japanese school girl status

asian girl: i'm bored, wanna play a game?

white boy: chyeah! how about a nice round of speed bump and cars?

by xmeleex July 29, 2006

Fo' sheeding my seeding

Yes son, that is correct.

Are you my Daddy?
Fo'sheeding my seeding

by big daddy April 13, 2005

speed

Speed also goes by the name "White Lightning" and makes you more aware and focused.

Can cause depression.. do you know what depression does to us men? guess... it can cause ED and also causes premature and retrograde ejaculation... thats only the depression.. back to the drug.

Speed also causes heart rate and blood pressure to rise, making you more active and shit like that.

Dealer: want some White Lightning man?

Buyer: Sure, I could use some ED and premature ejaculation!

Dealer: Thats a no, right?

by James Lowe February 20, 2005

SEC Speed

The reason that SEC teams pwned Ohio State in both the 2007 and 2008 National Championship games, and were 7-2 in bowl games in 2007-08. Also the primary reason that pansy Big 10 and Pac 10 schools refuse to agree to a playoff system.

SEC fan: "What happened to Ohio State? I thought they were supposed to be the #1 team in the country? Guess they just couldn't handle that SEC SPEED!!!"

OSU fan: "But the Big 10 used to win a bunch of bowl games back in the 1940's, so that somehow applies to the present. WAAAAH!!!"

by S-E-C, S-E-C, S-E-C!! January 11, 2009

Hyper Speed

The state of being fast--really fast. Usually associated with the infamous Sam Xu. No one has ever reached it, but once it is obtained, the possibilities are endless.

"Heh, so that's how you reach hyper speed."-Sam Xu, while studying his computer screen

by 1_uca March 13, 2005

speed whore

A person that for instance goes slow at first then speeds up and wins a race.

Nathan and Nate started a race. Nate got ahead and Nathan screamed "Speed Whore!!!"

by downtownjelly October 9, 2006

speed bump

The significant other of the girl/guy you are trying to pick up.

"So I'm talking her up, and I find out she has a speed bump."
"Sorry to hear that, man."

by willard3 February 26, 2008